Bachelorhood

Speaking of bachelorhood, our batch had actually started up the "End of Bachelorhood" fund where the preceding groom shall pass over to his successor a collection of money from the batch right before the event. The current groom then adds his name to the board and repeats the above for the next candidate. Here's how the fund board looks like. So far 5 names have marked their names on it.

Izad: I can't donate like this. The content of the box is bare open! What if I want to donate just RM1.
Izad (later): I can donate, but then I can't fill up the gas for the ride home.
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Izad (much later): It's like Tsunami relief.
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Izad (much later, when choosing someone to hand over to groom, since Ikhwan couldn't make it): When need to have someone not very handsome, so the groom stands out. [laughter]

Izad is the master of condescending joke.